Your Ex Deserves This.
Paste their texts. Get the roast they earned. Therapist not included.
Roast My Ex 🔥🔥 47,293 exes roasted and counting
💀 Survivors Speak
“I cried laughing. This roast was more therapeutic than my actual therapist.”
“I sent it to my ex. They have not replied. Perfect.”
“Genuinely the funniest thing I've ever seen. 10/10 would roast again.”
How It Works
Three steps to the roast they deserve.
Paste Their Mess
Texts, DMs, emails, breakup speeches — drop it all in. The messier the better.
AI Analyzes
Calculating red flags... 🚩 Consulting the breakup council... 📋 Measuring emotional damage... 💔
Get the Roast
Savage, hilarious, unhinged. Your full roast report — they never stood a chance.
Pick Your Weapon
Three flavors of devastation.
Savage Roast
Brutal comedy roast. No mercy. No filter. Just pure, documented evidence of your ex's chaos.
Fake Therapy Evaluation
DSM-style psychological breakdown. Fake doctor, real diagnosis, hilarious prognosis.
Official Breakup Verdict
Mock legal document. Who was the bigger disaster? Court has ruled. (It wasn't you.)
FAQ
Is this actually AI?
Yes. Real AI, real roasts, real damage.
What if my ex finds this?
That's kind of the point.
Is it mean?
It's for entertainment. Please don't send it to your ex... unless you want to.
What do I get for $4.99?
The full unfiltered roast — 400+ words of pure chaos, plus a shareable card.
Is my data safe?
We store nothing personally identifiable. Read our Privacy Policy.
Can I roast a situationship?
Absolutely. Those deserve the most punishment.